Dear Diary..~

Dear Diary,

Today we've learnt new lesson..

Perubahan perlukan keikhlasan dan pengorbanan..Perubahan ke arah kebaikan ibarat meyusuri jalan yang sempit, panjang perjalanannya, penuh duri serta liku-liku tapi pengakhirannya kejayaan..Perubahan ke arah kejahatan ibarat melalui jalan yang luas, pendek perjalanannnya, penuh dengan kesenangan yang bersepah tapi pengakhirannya kekufuran..
-- Monday, 16 August 2010/ 19:35


~ yok jalan sepak batu~

Funny + Make sense..~ :)

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1) Watermelon
My uncle, known as Wak Din, is someone who love to think and test anybody on creativity..He's 4-5 years older than my dad, I guess..He's full with jokes..But none of them is 'zero'..Just like this "Watermelon" thing.. :)

Wak Din: Ni tau tak macam mana tai-chi tu punya step? Dia ada rahsia tu..Bila dah tau rahsia tu, alaaah..rupa2nya kacang (senang) je..-petik jari-

Abah: Hah! Apa dia rahsianya tu, bang Din? Kami nak tau jugak ni..-tersengih-

Wak Din: Tembikai!-serius-

((semua orang tercengang))

Betul! Tak percaya? Ha..cuba tengok ni baik2..-berdiri, ready nak buat demo-

Mula2 dapatkan kedudukan selesa untuk stabilkan badan, bukak kaki sikit..Lepas buat sikit latihan nafas, mulakan angkat dua2 tangan ke atas..Perlahan2 bayangkan tembikai yang bulat n besar..-sambil gerakkan tangan buat isyarat bulat n besar, dari atas sampai bawah-

Lepas tu, bayangkan kita belah buah tembikai tu kepada dua bahagian..-angkat tangan ke atas semula sambil buat isyarat 'membelah'-

Dah belah, tak tahu nak buat apa lagi, tak apalah, kita sedekahkanlah dua bahagian tadi kat orang ya..Satu sebelah kanan, satu sebelah kiri..-sambil buat isyarat 'memberi' ke sebelah kanan dulu, dan kemudian ke kiri- [kalau tengok2 balik, senang cakap, isyarat 'memberi' tu serupa macam kita bau baju yang kotor n busuk, n terus campak ke tepi]

((Serentak gempak satu rumah, pakat gelak ramai2 dek rahsia Wak Din))

Abah: Lepas tu?

Wak Din: Itu dululah buat masa ni..Hafalkan n praktis dulu..Nanti baru boleh kongsi rahsia lain pulak..-tersengih- [escapism applied]

:P

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2) Dengue (Denggi)
Kes denggi semakin meningkat..Hampir seluruh rakyat Malaysia mati kerana wabak2 berbanding kes2 lain..Dengan itu, kita seharusnya mengambil tindakan segera melawan nyamuk Aedes..

Abah: Buang air untuk menghalang pembiakan nyamuk Aedes n kurangkan kes denggi..-enthusiast-

p/s: It's true and makes sense, right? Somehow the use of the words 'buang air' carried another meaning...-emm- :P

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3) TV

Abah: Awak ni, kak Na, asyik tengok TV je..Bila nak belajar? Asyik tengok kartun je..-start to nagging-

Kak Na: Ye, jap2..

Abah: Abah dulu, tak ada pun tengok benda2 macam ni..Sbb zaman abah dulu mana ada benda2 tak berfaedah gini (referring to the cartoon)..-serius-

((tergelak kecik kak Na, me too))

p/s: Sometimes serious things can be funny..


Jokes should be something we can benefit, learn, share, and enjoy etc..In fact, jokes can make people close to each other..Perhaps the natural ones which burst out spontaneously would be effective in a way..To me, not all in our life are serious all the time, not all are funny at all times..We can enjoy both depends on what it should be.. :) So far, life is great!

~ Make you smile ~


Comments by ZingerBug.com

A - Z..Is it??

A ends with Z..
1 ends with..??
Infinity..

Taking ends with loss..
Giving ends with..??
It will continue..
Depends on you..
InsyaAllah..

A without any character along the way to the Z,
will be incomplete..
1 with any missing number along the way to the infinite end,
will create error in counting..
Knowing somebody,
Understanding somebody,
along the way to your wishful ending,
without accepting..
Will mean nothing..

Lacking is something to be fixed..
It may not be fixed wholely,
but time can slowly make it better..
'Top-up' each other..
Look at the 'whole'..
As if you're ignoring a small black dot,
on a big-size white paper.. :)

For you..
I would like to say..
Perfect the imperfect..
For giving is better than taking..
May your wish come true..
Good Luck!!! (^_^)

The Beauty of Da'wah...

Sounds like a fantasy..
When we're just imagine..
Without getting into it..
Let's come with me..
We explore this world... :)

Do you know what is da'wah?
You don't know, I know..(love the way children talk to another)
It is about us..
Having so many things together..
Sharing
Caring
Loving
Crying
Joking
Playing
Craving
Hunting
Fighting
Nagging
Hurting
Helping
...........why there's no specific word to describe all these '-ing's..?

Do you know what is wasatiah?
You don't know, I know..
It is a 'moderate'..
Da'wah must always be moderate..
Why?
Because you will know how to accept something as it is..

Be moderate simply say..

You do good, but not hoping anything in return..
You give honey as it is fresh from a nectar,
although people give you poison..
You say beautiful words as it is a pray,
although people give you harsh and cynical words..
You make something special for others,
even though they don't see it as special..
You share food with the hope that they will feel full first..
Many...You know best..

Hey!
Do you ever treat somebody? Hanging out?
Let's come with me..
Do you know what is da'wah fardhiyyah?
You don't know, I know..
Someday, let me treat you..It's on me!
Someday, let me give you present..It's on me!
Someday, let me help you..It's on me!
Someday, let me sing for you..It's on me!
Someday, let me cheer up your day..It's on me!
Someday, let me pick you up..It's on me!
Someday, let me take you for a walk..It's on me!
Someday, let me.........It's on me!(again..and again)

Now do you know who a da'ie is?
You don't know, I know..(nodding)
I'm a salesperson..
Promoting a product..
I want to win your heart..
Therefore, I've to be convincing enough building up my strategies
to ensure that you buy my product in the end..
Ooohhh...-though job-

Hey!
You don't have to rush..
Past days, ulama they don't ask people to do da'wah on the spot..
A guide will guide you..
Can be times, or experiences, or friends..
So that you'd be fully prepared to face the reality..
By keeping these with you..
Patience
Open-mindedness
Wasatiah (moderate)
Istiqamah
Strength
many....

I'm entering a garden..
Full of flowers..
Like looking at a rainbow..
They're blooming..
To open their wings..
And give others a cheer..
By sharing their beauty... :)

Now you know..(smile)
Let's go home..

~ My world ~

"Say, "The Truth is from your Lord": Let him who will believe, and let him who will, reject (it)...."
(Surah al-Kahf: 29)

"And by the Dawn as it shineth forth,-"
(Surah al-Muddathir: 37)

(Iaitu), bagi siapa yang mahu di antara kamu, hendak maju ke depan atau undur ke belakang.

"Verily this is an Admonition; therefore, who so will, let him take a (straight) path to his Lord!"
(Surah al-Muzzammil: 19)